COMING SOON

This section will feature steps we recommend for current Tesla owners who do NOT support Musk or Trump. Including links to those delightful “We bought it before we knew he’s crazy” stickers.

We do not advocate poor treatment of Tesla owners or vandalism of Tesla vehicles. But if we did, we’d likely make an exception for the Cybertruck. Jesus, that thing is ugly.

But seriously, don’t wreck things beyond Tesla’s stock price.